I just don't get it, Gardy

Here's something I wrote on Minnestoa Twins manager Ron Gardenhire and what I believe to be his curious approach in telling his best pitcher, Francisco Liriano, to "pitch-to-contact". It's over on Royals Review.

http://www.royalsreview.com/2011/4/13/2109821/i-just-dont-get-it-gardy

Remember, if you read it, candy will fall from the sky and angels shall sing your favorite Metallica/Tom Petty/Tupac song to you in a sweet falsetto.

Either that, or your brain will swell and burst with Twinkies knowledge it was never meant to contain and could not have prepared for.

Call it in the air...