Tuesday, April 5, 2011

This is heady stuff...

I hardly know what to do with myself.

Should I...

  1. Panic over the Royals' complete and utter lack of good starting pitching? (yes, I'm ignoring Jeff Francis's great start...just...follow me, alright?)
  2. Do cartwheel's over the Royals' ability to overcome deficits late in games?

Psh. I'm not gonna do any of those. Do I look like the type to go apeshit over sample sizes that small?

HOLY CRAP HAVE YOU SEEN ALEX GORDON? HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S...GOOD OR SOMETHING? HE'S LIKE...HITTING THE BALL, AND IT'S GOING FAR 'N STUFF!

Yeah, I'm way too cool of a customer to let anything from a 5-game stint get me too excited.

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